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I'm a Mercedes SLK!

You appreciate the finer things in life. You have a split personality - wild or conservative, depending on your mood. Wherever you go, you like to travel first class. Luxury, style, and fun - who could ask for more?

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1. Which curse word do you use the most?

Probably the F word, more than my fair share.

2. Do you own an iPod?

iPod Shuffle... 7 hrs of music

3. What time is your alarm clock set for?

I have a newborn baby... alarm clock???

4. How many suitcases do you own?

Two large and two small carry-on size.

5. Do you wear flip flops even when it's cold?

If I could wear them 365, I would.

6. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?

Take the picture. I loathe having my pic taken.

7. What was the last movie you watched?

I need to get out more... I watched Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion today on A&E..does that count?

8. Do you or any of your friends have children?Yes and yes.

9. Has anyone ever called you lazy?

Only my mom over homework.

10. Do you ever take medication to help you sleep?

Only when I'm sick.

11. Which CD is currently in your CD player?

Pink - I'm Not Dead

12. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?

Either

13. Has anyone told you a secret this week?

Yep.

14. When was the last time someone hit on you?

Last weekend...and stupid me, here it is Saturday night and I'm sitting here doing this fucking stupid thing.. *laugh*

15. Do you know how to whistle?

Does trying count?

16. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

Fuckface - see previous post.

17. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Probably, but I don't care

18. Did you watch cartoons as a child?

Smurfs!

20. Are you shy around the opposite sex? Um, no.

21. Which movie(s) do you know every line to?

Pretty Woman

22. Do you own any band t-shirts?

Ummm yeah... Great Big Sea, Bryan Adams from the summer of 86...

23. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Raspberry Vinigrette

24. Who was the last person to make you mad?

Fuckface, see previous post.

25. Do you do your own dishes?

Presleigh's bottles, yes..the rest is Rach's chores.

26. Ever cry in public?

I'm with Penny - I'm a girl. Next question??

27. Are you on a desktop computer or a laptop?

Desktop.

28. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?

I had to take my belly bar out when I had my c-section for Presleigh, so I want to get that redone and I want to get a tattoo representing my girls... that will have to wait a bit for money, but it will happen.

29. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?

Would depend... are they on his shaved head too? Does he have a bar code on one side of his head and a line on the other that says "Fill to line" under it? Ummm not likely.

30. What did you do before this?

Posted, and argued with FuckFace.

31. When is the last time you slept on the floor?

Last August at Lori's parents cottage.

32. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?

These days I'm doing well with 6... but ideally, I'd like 10.

33. Do you eat breakfast daily?

No, I have a hard time with food before noon.

34. Are your days full and fast-paced?

I have a newborn, a 13 yr old and working for the feds doing the census you tell me...

35. Do you pay attention to the calories on the package?

Only to know how much I will regret it :-)

36. Do you use sarcasm?

Never.

37. How old will you be on your next birthday?

37.

38. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?

Yes.

39. Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Nope.

40. Do you get along better with the same sex or the opposite sex?

Usually opposite.

41. Do you like mustard?

Eww no

42. Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?

Stomach

43. Do you watch the news?

Yes

44. One of your scars--how did you get it?

Downstairs bathroom has a sliding door with a tab like lock on it... for some reason it was locked with the door open - I was washing the bathroom floor and slide and caught my forearm on the lock and I have a 3 inch gash that I should have gotten stitches for on my left forearm. I also have a tiny c-section scar and I also had breast reduction surgery so I have several from that..ok that was more than one... you should see my knees from being a tomboy....

Last Saturday evening, he called crying because of Father's Day so I agreed to go over and bring Presleigh so he could see her... which resulted in us having a nice conversation and making some headway. He finally told me what I already knew, about Brenda, and now she is moving out at the end of the month (well she moved out today apparently, but close enough).

I called today to find out if he was coming over tomorrow and he asked if I could bring her there again as Nekkid Picture Man was coming in to town and wanted to see her. I agreed and asked that he call me back to let me know what time etc...

When he called back, I neglected to ask if Trailer Trash Whore was going to be there, so I called back to ask which is when he told me she moved out today. I said ok, thats all I called to ask, I didn't need that dynamic. He said I started it...and then started verbally attacking... posturing in front of NPM and his sister.
So tomorrow, we are going to have words before I even enter the house. I refuse to take this shit from him and I absolutely will not take Presleigh to see him if he is going to continue down this path of behaviour. And if TTW is there, we are leaving. Immediately.

Gnnnnnaaaaaaaaah, I wish he didn't make me so angry, and I know I'm empowering him and letting him get away with shit but I'm stopping it now.

Now that I've had several hours to digest...

He has said that he wishes nothing to do with her at all. My wish has always been that he will pay child support and just disappear... my wish has come true. However... Not sure how I feel about this. I guess that it is a blessing. No, I don't guess, I know that it is. I just am not sure how I feel for Presleigh. She doesn't need him, but I know how I felt as a teenager knowing my father didnt give a shit. It is very possible that he will change his mind... who knows.

In other news... I won a contest yesterday... Friday, whatever.. I won a $600 rug and a spa package. And I got an early birthday present today... a new 200gig hd for this baby :-) wheeeeee

OH and my home town has made it to the top 5 in Hockeyville... go vote for Barry's Bay by 1600 EST (4pm) on Sunday June 11 and lets get little itty bitty Barry's Bay some cash and an exhibition hockey game!

vote -> GO Lumber Kings!

I just realized the date... the 8th of June.... in 10 days, I'm officially in my mid-thirties. I think I'm about to have a midlife crisis.

But in actuality, I think I might be hitting early menopause. For those that have no interest in this topic, you can just move along now because I'm going to discuss girlie things...

When I was a teenager, I was so irregular that I went on the pill at 14 to fix my cycle. It worked great until I got a kidney infection and they stuck me on meds and didn't tell me that one of them was an antibiotic (long after I had been home from the hospital) and it nulled the effect of the pill... you all know Rachel right? ;-) Then after I had Rach, I had so many difficulties with various brands and hormone strengths of the pills, and I was as regular as could be (seriously, we could set a watch by this.. every 28th day at 9am whether I was ready or not). So planning Presleigh was easy peasy...

Now, 4 months later, I am still suffering hot flashes, my cycle is WHACKED. When I say whacked, I mean completely fucked up. I had about 5 days of a period immediately after she was born.. that was it. Then 32 days later I got 3 weeks of hell. Then 2 weeks later, I got 3 days. Then nothing til a week ago... and we're still going strong.

The hot flashes are freakin brutal. I sit and sweat.. I could streak down my street nekkid in this god awful pouring rain right now as I sit here and feel my wrists develop a sweat line on the edge of the wrought iron desk. I have a followup doctor's appointment as soon as Auntie Em vacates the premises and I'm going to have my hormone levels tested because I can't take this.

On a brighter note... I'm having fun pestering people to complete their census :-)