Nickelback blows goats for... you guessd it.. nickels.

Yesterday, the infamous Canadian band Nickelback was doing a promotional 1 day tour across Canada sponsored in part by the lovely airline I work for. They started in Halifax and did a meet and greet at 8am, then off they flew to Toronto where they went to MuchMusic and performed 5 songs, hit an HMV store and did an autograph session and then flew here to Calgary. They were slightly late leaving the Big Smoke (almost an hr) however made up some time in the air and arrived only 25 mins late into Calgary. They arrived at 1745 and they were to perform and do a Q&A session and then head off to the last stop, Vancouver with an engagement at HMV on Robson for 2130 Vancouver time. The scheduled BBQ and performance was due to be over by 1830. Given they were late, even being done by 1900 would not have been too bad. There were to be some presentations and announcements, then a show, Q&A etc...
1915 came and went and they had not even begun the presentations.
1930 arrived and there was rumblings they were going to start...
If they did, I didn't see it. I had to leave.
3 hrs of standing on concrete, the crowd of over 1200 ppl getting very antsy and pushy and me being a) pregnant and b) clausterphobic lead me to leave. That and Rach was home alone and still hadn't eatten dinner.
There was a group of employees who had flown from another city to attend, had had t-shirts made and were hyped about it, had to leave as their flight back was at 1955.
All because Nickelback was tired and was sitting eatting pizza in their dressing room.
Attention Chad Kroeger... THAT IS WHAT BUY ON BOARD IS FOR... dumbass. By the way, fix the alarm system in your house too.