Eviction Notice

This is not really appropriate just yet, so this may get a reposting sometime in early next year... HOWEVER, it was too funny to let it go and not post it now.

"At exactly 30 days from my due date, I'm posting up an eviction notice and attaching it to my belly.
[fill in blank with baby name], will have 30 days in which he/she can either gather his/her belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, he/she will be physically removed from the property. He/she is being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made. Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper and lower levels of the home. Any further problems will result in immediate and forceful removal."