Dear Mr Asshat

Please be informed that you are a complete and utter asshat and do not deserve the title Mr, however, for this letter, its the least I could do.

Cricket was stoned on Benadryl, you told her she was going to be in trouble if she didn't go to work and you said some awfully mean things when its your dumb ass management that has let the situation with big furry spiders get to this point.

So Mr Asshat, what are you going to do for her? And where the hell is her claim number cause be damned if she's gonna pay her ER bill. Oh, and by the way, when did you earn your PhD in Emergency Medicine and know what to prescribe and what medicines actually do exist?

And with that Mr Asshat, speak to her lawyers.

Wicked, ESQ