You people are scaring me...

Now the Calgary Regional Health Authority, State Farm Insurance and The Kentucky something or other government dept are here...

Lemme just clue all ya in.. I don't predict the weather, I have nothing to do with Jenna Jamieson other than some silly quiz that determined that, and believe it or not, I have no idea about your ex bf's ex wife, I have hard enough time with my own life.

Perhaps I ought to create an agony aunt column.....

hmmm fodder..