Alcohol, men, fire alarms oh my
3pm - hotel check in
303pm - cracked open the first Smirinoff Ice
325pm - cracked open the second Smirinoff Ice and then decided to hold off because I might need to pick up my date (which in the end I don't)
530pm - drink second Smirinoff Ice, start getting dressed, cover self in burgundy body glitter, hike on strapless burgundy gown, doll up hair, put on face...
6pm - Date calls - not coming
602pm - crack open 3rd Smirinoff Ice
630 - Arrival at the party in adjacent building - partake in first free Ceasar
655 - Second free Ceasar
7pm - dinner starts being served, wine passed around table... speeches, dessert, awards, several glasses of wine...
930pm - third Ceasar.. and many many more before last call
1am - last call, 2 ceasars for last call
145am - hotel room with many people, more Smirinoff Ice and I can't get out of said strapless gown because I'm all thumbs and very drunk.
155am - Finally outta the dress and into lounging clothes and discussion turns to sex as it always does...
330am - the lushes finally leave my room and I turn off the light and slowly pass out
514am - Fire alarm.. *BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP Attention, the sound you are hearing is the fire alarm. It is sounding on an adjacent floor. Please prepare for evacuation if neccessary. BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP.* repetitively for 25 minutes.
535am - silence... aaahhhhh roll over and try to go back to sleep
538am - *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Attention, attention, please evacuate now, find the closest fire exit and evacuate BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
FUCK ME - down 32 flights of stairs when yer still half cut
603am - Really and I mean REALLY hot fireman who has just seen me in my pjs (hey I was expecting people to be sleeping over, I was nekkid til the stupid fire alarm went off) and my pink hair sideways says calmly "Thanks folks, you can return to your rooms, just a water leak, we'll have it sorted shortly."
609am - back in bed staring at the ceiling
705am - alarm clock goes off...FUCK
830am - arrival home
9am - drive Scott to the airport
1023am - start this post and the eyes are like two pissholes in a snowbank
1045am - I WILL be in bed, I need a nap.
303pm - cracked open the first Smirinoff Ice
325pm - cracked open the second Smirinoff Ice and then decided to hold off because I might need to pick up my date (which in the end I don't)
530pm - drink second Smirinoff Ice, start getting dressed, cover self in burgundy body glitter, hike on strapless burgundy gown, doll up hair, put on face...
6pm - Date calls - not coming
602pm - crack open 3rd Smirinoff Ice
630 - Arrival at the party in adjacent building - partake in first free Ceasar
655 - Second free Ceasar
7pm - dinner starts being served, wine passed around table... speeches, dessert, awards, several glasses of wine...
930pm - third Ceasar.. and many many more before last call
1am - last call, 2 ceasars for last call
145am - hotel room with many people, more Smirinoff Ice and I can't get out of said strapless gown because I'm all thumbs and very drunk.
155am - Finally outta the dress and into lounging clothes and discussion turns to sex as it always does...
330am - the lushes finally leave my room and I turn off the light and slowly pass out
514am - Fire alarm.. *BEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP Attention, the sound you are hearing is the fire alarm. It is sounding on an adjacent floor. Please prepare for evacuation if neccessary. BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP.* repetitively for 25 minutes.
535am - silence... aaahhhhh roll over and try to go back to sleep
538am - *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Attention, attention, please evacuate now, find the closest fire exit and evacuate BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
FUCK ME - down 32 flights of stairs when yer still half cut
603am - Really and I mean REALLY hot fireman who has just seen me in my pjs (hey I was expecting people to be sleeping over, I was nekkid til the stupid fire alarm went off) and my pink hair sideways says calmly "Thanks folks, you can return to your rooms, just a water leak, we'll have it sorted shortly."
609am - back in bed staring at the ceiling
705am - alarm clock goes off...FUCK
830am - arrival home
9am - drive Scott to the airport
1023am - start this post and the eyes are like two pissholes in a snowbank
1045am - I WILL be in bed, I need a nap.
posted by Kristin at 3/13/2005 10:40:00 AM
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